The title itself tells you what our post is all above. Today through our blog post we would be talking on how semen is being used in the food that we eat. Yes, you have read that right. Semen as in the sperm which was once used for the human ejaculation. Is even a process of getting wet during wild sex. But it is now being used as the major ingredients of foods that we cook. In short it is actually the next ingredients for the adventurous chef. The Bay area cook author Paul Fotie has published two books on how one can use semen while they cooking food using semen. The book Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes released in 2008. And how the food can be cooked using a semen.

The description of his book on the back had something like this to explain. “Semen is not only nutritious but also turns out to have a beautiful texture and amazing cooking properties. And when it comes to the things like fine wine and cheese the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is really very inexpensive when it has to be produced. This is something that is available in many if not in most homes and restaurants.

Through this book he is really hoping for a change. And once you actually overcome the initial hesitation you will actually be surprised to know how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is one among those ingredients that can actually give a twist to a boring kind of a dish. So, if you are passionate enough and really not afraid of experimenting with something new then you will love this. Given below are the five major dishes for the ones who really wish to experiment with it. Let’s have a look at them below.

The Macho Mojito:

To make this, you will have to whisk the powdered sugar and the semen together.  Spooned on the drink. You can have a look at this video to know how it is prepared. Have a look at the video given right below.


Forget about the spinach and the kale smoothies, this is a whole different kind of a smoothie that you should definitely not miss to give it a try. And if you are really not q big fan or the green smoothies the Photenhauer notes that you can always try and use the peaches or strawberries instead. Regardless of whether they still have an extra protein that is boosting up from the white liquid cream.

Creamy Cum Crepes:

The cottage Cheese is gross enough. But imagine how this will actually turn out to be the cottage cheese and the semen. The food cooked using a semen actually turns out to add a touch to this French classic dish. I am sure it will not take a second to impress any dinner guest.

BBQ Sauce:

Is your BBQ sauce really very sweet? Photenhauer has this covered this way, a bit salty a bit sour. So, has this sauce been missing out from your BBQ. I miss sure it’s definitely not. I admit that these dishes actually turn out to make us shudder instinctively, and my general feeling on this is the same as it is with most of the sex stuff.

Galliano Cum Shot:

If you have actually thought that taking shots was really very hard, then try taking in the shots of the semen. The saltiness of the semen will actually reduce the harshness of the liquor flavour may be. I am sure no one would ever wish to find this out. And when things are turning out to happen among the consenting adults, then who are we to judge.

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